The pope

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The pope arrives in heaven, where St. Peter awaites him. St. Peter asks the pope who he is.

The pope:I am the pope.
St. Peter:Who? There’s no such name in my book.
The pope:I am the representative of God on Earth.
St. Peter:Does God have a representative? He didn’t tell me …
The pope:But I am the leader of the Catholic Church …
St. Peter:The Catholic Church … Never heard of it … Wait, I’ll check with the boss.

St. Peter walks away trough heavens gate to talk with God.

St. Peter:There’s a dude standing outside who claims he’s your representative on Earth.
God:I don’t have a representative on Earth, not that I know of … Wait, I’ll ask Jesus!” (yells for Jesus)
Jesus:Yes father, what’s up?

God and St. Peter explain the situation …

Jesus:Wait, I’ll go outside and have a little chat with that fellow.

Ten minutes pass and Jesus reenters the room laughing out loud. After a few minutes St. Peter asks Jesus why he’s laughing.

Jesus:Remember that fishing club I’ve started 2000 years ago? – It still exists.

(Quelle unbekannt)

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