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The pope arrives in heaven, where St. Peter awaites him. St. Peter asks the pope who he is.
The pope: “I am the pope.”
St. Peter: “Who? There’s no such name in my book.”
The pope: “I am the representative of God on Earth.”
St. Peter: “Does God have a representative? He didn’t tell me …”
The pope: “But I am the leader of the Catholic Church …”
St. Peter: “The Catholic Church … Never heard of it … Wait, I’ll check with the boss.”
St. Peter walks away trough heavens gate to talk with God.
St. Peter: “There’s a dude standing outside who claims he’s your representative on Earth.”
God: “I don’t have a representative on Earth, not that I know of … Wait, I’ll ask Jesus!” (yells for Jesus)
Jesus: “Yes father, what’s up?”
God and St. Peter explain the situation …
Jesus: “Wait, I’ll go outside and have a little chat with that fellow.”
Ten minutes pass and Jesus reenters the room laughing out loud. After a few minutes St. Peter asks Jesus why he’s laughing.
Jesus: “Remember that fishing club I’ve started 2000 years ago? – It still exists.”