Did you know, today is judgment day:
“What?”, you say, “… it’s 20th of May, not 21st yet.” Well, you have a point there. But I got a better point: time zones. The 21st of May has started in Australia and Asia. Or perhaps “He” is going by the time zones (which one, though) of “His” own country? 
Hell, here I come. Have a nice judgment day and a successful rapture. Hope it’s going to be sunny. Sadly the Bible does not guarantee that.
For all rich people who want to send me money, please use the Paypal account for donations to WinDirStat: donations at windirstat dot info. Remember Jesus’ words: “…I tell you the truth, it is hard for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven. Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God.”
// Oliver
PS: source of the above screenshot is www.familyradio.com – I am intentionally not linking to them, because their server seems to be under heavy strain from all the people seeking last-minute salvation.
It’s 3 PM here in California and we’re still hopeful!!!!!
(If the five exclamation marks remind you of Pratchett, you’re on the right track.)
Good luck!!!!!