Archive for April 16th, 2008

Overall a rotten website, but there are some gems on it …

Like this, for example. Description of the neighbor:

Total, absolute jerk. Irresponsible. Lets his velociraptors roam freely around the neighbourhood. They ate two of my children, but thank goodness I have more or there’d be no one to put to work in the coal mines. Animal control won’t do a thing about it, and every time I call the police the raptors are back behind the electric fences by the time they arrive. Just the other day an elderly woman three doors down was eaten as she went for the morning paper. I don’t know what to do. Thinking of joining the township council and pushing through an ordinance banning the keeping of dromaeosaurids as pets. Any suggestions?

This would not have happened without genetical research. Surely not! :lol:

// Oliver :mrgreen:

Dümmliche Ausreden

Der Reispreis verdoppelt sich, Menschen verhungern und die einzige Ausrede in westlichen Medien ist, daß die Weltbevölkerung steige, Anbauflächen schrumpfen und Umweltkatastrophen den Preis ansteigen lassen.

Kuhkacke! Das Problem sind vielmehr Spekulanten und die Tatsache, daß in westlichen Ländern Nahrung verbrannt oder raffiniert wird. Abgesehen davon werden natürlich Nahrungsmittel vernichtet um die Preise “stabil zu halten”.

Wie skrupellos muß man eigentlich sein um so einen Scheiß zu erzählen wie unsere Medienvertreter?! :evil:

// Oliver